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"my sexy lover is my complete opposite!"

she's 4'10" and 90 lbs. he's 6'10" and 600 lbs.

one girls boobs are 65MM. literally watermelons.

at least this maury povich episode isn't the cliche "who's my baby daddy". i get to go see XMEN2 in about an hour. i have been drooling to see this movie since i saw the previews. freakin anna paquin is my hero. she saw me one day....thought the two-toned hair was cool....and decided she wanted to do the same thing. it was the best of things, it was the worst of things. recoloring the front of my hair would sometimes cause some funky colors to emerge. there was the bozo orange, the purple that turned out to be grey and blue. and then there was the brown hair dye that was actually BLACK and turned me into the ugliest thing on the block. needless to say i haven't gone back. it's true...

once you go black, you never go back.

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