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> WINDOWS 2000 TEXAS VERSION > > Dear Consumers: > It has come to our attention that a few copies > of the WINDOWS 2000 TEXAS > EDITION may have accidentally been shipped > outside of the state of Texas. > > If you have one of these, you may need some > help understanding the commands. > > The TEXAS EDITION may be recognized by the > unique opening screen. It reads: > WINDERS 2000, with a background picture of > Willie Nelson superimposed on the > Alamo. > > Please also note: > > The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse" > My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption" > Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys" > Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard" > Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive" > Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs" > Instead of an error message, "Duct tape" pops > up > > CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN TEXAS EDITION: > Cancel............stopdat > Reset..............try'er agin > Yes..................yep > No...................nope > Find................hunt fer it > Go to...............over yonder > Back...............back yonder > Help.................hep me out here > > > > > > > > Stop..................kwitit > Start................crank'er up > Settings............settins > Programs..........stuff at duz stuff > Documents.......stuff ah done did > > Also note that the TEXAS EDITION does not > recognize capital letters or > punctuation marks. > > Some programs that are exclusive to Winders > 2000: > > Tiperiter.....................a word > processing program > Colerin' Book............a graphics program > Cyferin' mersheen.....calculator > Outhouse paper.........notepad > Inner-net....................Microsoft > Explorer 5.0 > Pitchers......................a graphics > viewer > > We regret any inconvenience it may have caused > if you received a copy of the > TEXAS EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft > for a replacement version. > > I hope this helps all ya'll! > > > > Billy Bob Gates |
